my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
what if neighborhoods were organized by music genre
I’d probably have a lot more friends
I don’t know how to pretend to be Miley Cyrus ahaha help please
i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory
Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.
These were all very entertaining :P
I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”
at least my coworker is hot
tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important ok
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.
if your partner stops finding you attractive just cos you’re wearing pyjamas then they sound pretty shit anyway.
tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
I don’t know if I want to post a photo anymore, don’t feel comfortable with my body