My favourite games to play on Tumblr are

larrysshowersthatarebritish:

opening-a-shop:

nowealth-noruin:

serverussnape-always:

• Is that John Green
• Is it meaningful or is BBC just too cheap to buy other props
• Sherlock fandom u ok
• Can you spot the vegan
• Was that a hipster post or Doctor Who
• Is it night bloggers or just the Australians

Hardmode:

• Is it the Australian night bloggers

The new nerve wrecking

• Did I or did I not press anon
• Are they mad or just too busy to reply

Also Commonly Used:

• is this a fic yet or

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riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

(via salt-and-pepper-panda)

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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vriskanon:

kawaiipeculier:

sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair

he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son

(via salt-and-pepper-panda)

fuckoffcorry:

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

J

(via haydens-bass-guitar)

impala-in-thetardis-cab:

payneful-days:

im—really—weird:

jardestiel:

jake-spanish:

jake-spanish:

this-url-is-clever:

lampsarenice:

WARNING: LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK. VERY DISTURBING AUDIO ABOVE.

In 1967, a German scientist wanted to figure out why people had nightmares. To conduct this experiment, he took 40 people of all ages and hooked them up to monitoring machines. He then injected them all with a sleep inducing drug, along with a drug he created which made people speak whatever went through their brains- conscious or unconscious  While they slept, the scientist recorded their brain activity, and placed recording devices near each person’s mouth so that he could essentially record their dreams. 
When the volunteers awoke, only one person reported to having a nightmare. The scientist disregarded all the other volunteer’s tapes, and focused on this one person’s tape- a young boy no more than 8. 
What the scientist heard on this young boy’s tape is terrifying and essentially made the scientist leave his practice. We have the recording here.

will someone listen to this and tell me what it is im scared and to much of a wimp to listen to it

wait SOMEONE DO IT I WILL PAY YOU

*reblogs in order to listen to it during the day in a room full of people*

OH MY GOD

oH MY GOD I NEARLY WET MYSELF

SOMEONE LISTEN TO IT FOR ME PLEASE, I’LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?!

IM FUCKING PISSING GUYS JUST CLICK IT 

(Source: odair, via salt-and-pepper-panda)